"Heaven's Perspective"
"AYEEEEEEEEEE!"
is what we wanted to prevent from happening especially from sappro(school ASB). We made like ninjas keeping everything in a low profile, dodging sappro officers and their questions, texting secret messages about our secret rendezvous (ron-day-vu)-meetings. The deadline for the Recruitment Fair '10-'11 booth setup was the next morning, so we and bunch of schoolmates stayed up late in school setting up their booths.
It was late so I had to drop my girlfriend off to her house up in the mountains that night. We see an opening in the bush (heaven's gates) and venture through it. It was like heaven's perspective of the city's bright colored lights, the lights reflection from the ocean, bridges, CDU and everything Cebu City has to offer. Feeling suffocated from being caged in school since 7:30 AM, it was revitalizing feeling freedom's fresh air and its cool, windy, chilly breeze. We lean against the side of the car to relax and enjoy the view of man's collaboration with God's beautiful scenery. Felt like heaven... WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! HOORAY!
She tells me she sees people watching us...
When were about to leave, she realizes she lost her ID and name plate. We search for a good ten minutes... Tired of searching, we gave up and proceeded to leave until someone calls for my attention from the bushes.
"PSSSSSSSSSSSST Oi!"
I see a 5 ft 3' small troll lookin Filipino boy with a shirt covering his head like a ninja in the bushes. Shocked and confused, I responded with, "Unsa?!"(What?!)
"Imoha ni?" Mountain Ninja flashes my girlfriend's school ID and name tag. "Ihatag ni balik nimo pero ihatag sa qug dos mil..."(is this yours?)(I'll give you this back to you but you have to give 2000 pesos...")
Bukid Ninja Man beckons me to come get it, but I refused. He comes closer to me, so I give my wallet to my girlfriend, who is seated safe in the passenger seat of the car, and we meet half way away from the bushes and my car.
- I say with confusion and anger, "WTF?! How did you get that? GIVE IT BACK OR IMA BEAT..." then I suddenly hear footsteps from behind the bushes, so I didn't finish my threat.
- I tell Pinoy Ninja that I don't have money because I'm still a student. I offer him 100 pesos, but he nods with disapproval and negotiates it down to 1000 pesos instead of 2000... ten minutes later, Small Rogue Ninja then says its your lost, waving the ID around in a circular motion
- I bluff with,"bahala ka, muuli nlng mi..." because I knew Troll Ninjas had nothing to gain keeping the ID and name plate. (Whatever, we're leaving)
- Flip Ninja takes the bluff," Cge cge 100 nlng." we then exchange items and he says, "Ayaw lng mu balik diri kai naa mai contra diri, kuyaw kaayo." Rubber Slipper Wearing Ninja Man then gives me a thumb up and I just look at him with disgust. We got to leave with no scratches on us or the car. Thank you God!
- (OK ok 100 will do...Just dont come back here because there is bad people here, its very dangerous.)
I drop her off home safely.
- I stopped to get gas on the way home. In the gas station, I pat my pockets quickly and search the interior of my car to find
- I know I could have physically beaten Slick Ninja Man's ass but I was afraid what the Hidden Mountain Ninja Man's clan in the area might do to my precious asset. Paying 100 pesos was the safest method I could think of and it was for the goodness of my fellow ally ninja.... I know I put her in a dangerous situation but I promised no harm will ever be done to her whenever I'm around... even though we made it out safe I still apologize... and I thought I was a ninja.
- We left safely...God is Good.
- "If only..."
out...that my cell phone is missing...
ALL TRUE STORIES BTW
Pictures were compiled from past shots.
"Heaven's Perspective" was shot in the same area but not exact spot we stopped to get fresh air.
"Got Thong Ninja" is an image I used to give you some idea of the Bad Ninja. Same Head cover.
(That picture is a shot of me in 2004)
"Hiding Dragons, Living Mountain Ninja Forest" was shot in Casay last year.
(Looks a lot like what I saw that night with all the hidden ninjas, minus the coconut trees)
"If only..." was shot in the same day in Casay Last Year.
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